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About Me
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- cleanliness is not next to godliness. i live life according to the lessons of robert barnett. the elements of incoherence are clearly outlined. make cut off shorts and give your possessions away. oh and grown a beard. fake giggle inappropriately after every sentence. str8? spell it with an numerical eight. talk about buying a dog, refer to it as a lil pup but never actually make plan to own one. learn how to facebook chat. drink beer out of cans, not bottles , with straws, straws aren't cool they never will be . thats the point. contradict your peers. praise bush's foreign policy. don't get t shirts from thrift shops. don't buy a gun purchase an ax, but read hatchet. wear shoes without laces. save shoe laces for holding your pants up. stop wearing plastic sunglasses .. for a year or so. buy rechargeable batteries but don't recharge them. only watch commercials.
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